daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

(via mustachecurse)

Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me: don't
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
Me:
Uterus: happen

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via bittersilence)